老太太的猫变成了王子
(2025-04-24 08:22:43)
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老太太的猫变成了王子
鸭绒25(译)
2025年4月23日
一位老太太正坐在她家前廊的摇椅上,摇摇晃晃地度过她漫长人生的最后几天。
突然,一位魔法神仙出现,并可以满足她三个愿望。
“好吧。现在,”老太太说,“我想要变得非常富有。”
噗……她的摇椅变成了纯金。
“啊,天哪。我想我不会介意成为一个年轻美丽的公主。”
噗……她变成了一个美丽的年轻女子。
“你的第三个愿望?”魔法神仙问她。
就在这时,老太太的猫在门廊上从她们面前走过。
“哦。你能把他变成一个英俊的王子吗?”她问道。
噗……她面前站着一个比任何人的想象都还要俊美的年轻人。
她盯着他,完全被迷住了。
他脸上露出令她浑身酥软的微笑,漫步穿过门廊,在她的耳边低声说:“我敢打赌,你一定很后悔给我做了绝育手术。”
原文: Old lady's cat becomes a prince
An old lady is sitting on her front porch,rocking away the last days of her long life,when all of a sudden,a fairy godmother appears and grants her three wishes。
“Well,now。”says the old lady,“I guess I would like to be really rich。”
POOF Her rocking chair turns to solid gold。
“And,gee,I guess I wouldn't mind being a young,beautiful princess。”
POOF She turns into a beautiful young woman。
“Your third wish?”asks the fairy godmother。
Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them。
“Ooh - can you change him into a handsome prince?”she asks。
POOF There before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine。
She stares at him,smitten。With a smile that makes her knees weak,he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear:“Bet you're sorry you had me neutered。”