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老太太的猫变成了王子

(2025-04-24 08:22:43)
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分类: 鸭绒篇

老太太的猫变成了王子

鸭绒25(译)

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一位老太太正坐在她家前廊的摇椅上,摇摇晃晃地度过她漫长人生的最后几天。

突然,一位魔法神仙出现,并可以满足她三个愿望。

“好吧。现在,”老太太说,“我想要变得非常富有。”

……她的摇椅变成了纯金。

“啊,天哪。我想我不会介意成为一个年轻美丽的公主。”

……她变成了一个美丽的年轻女子。

“你的第三个愿望?”魔法神仙问她。

就在这时,老太太的猫在门廊上从她们面前走过。

“哦。你能把他变成一个英俊的王子吗?”她问道。

……她面前站着一个比任何人的想象都还要俊美的年轻人。

她盯着他,完全被迷住了。

他脸上露出令她浑身酥软的微笑,漫步穿过门廊,在她的耳边低声说:“我敢打赌,你一定很后悔给我做了绝育手术。”

 

原文: Old lady's cat becomes a prince

 

An old lady is sitting on her front porchrocking away the last days of her long lifewhen all of a suddena fairy godmother appears and grants her three wishes

“Wellnow”says the old lady“I guess I would like to be really rich

POOF Her rocking chair turns to solid gold

“AndgeeI guess I wouldn't mind being a youngbeautiful princess

POOF She turns into a beautiful young woman

“Your third wish”asks the fairy godmother

Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them

“Ooh - can you change him into a handsome prince”she asks

POOF There before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine

She stares at himsmittenWith a smile that makes her knees weakhe saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear“Bet you're sorry you had me neutered

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