水上行走

鸭绒25（译）

2024年11月28日

一位路德教牧师、一位天主教神父，和一位职业扑克玩家正在钓鱼。他们是在船上钓鱼，而不是在岸边钓鱼。

牧师需要去解手。所以，他下了船，走过水面，消失在岸边的树林里。完事后，又走过水面，回到船边，爬上船。

接着，神父也去解手。他下了船，走过水面，消失在树林里。然后，再走过水面，回到船上。

职业扑克玩家跟着学样。他跳下船，立即就沉了下去。

牧师看着神父说：“你真应该告诉他，石头在哪里。”

注：不要相信任何神奇的现象。任何奇迹的背后，都有可以被简单解释的原因。比如，水上行走的表象，隐含了水下有石头的事实。

原文： Walking on Water

A Lutheran pastor，a Catholic priest and a professional poker player were fishing from a boat not from the shore of a lake。

The pastor needed to go to the bathroom so he got out of the boat，walked across the water，disappeared into the woods by the shore，then walked back across the water to the boat and climbed back in。

The priest was the next to make the trip，getting out of the boat，walking across the water，disappearing into the trees，then walking back across the water and returning to the boat。

The professional poker player was the last to go。He stepped out of the boat and immediately sank。

The pastor looked at the priest and said：“You really should have told him where the rocks are。”