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鸭绒25（译）

2024年10月16日

一天，总统在街上跑步。他看到一个小女孩正在赠送她家的狗刚生下的小狗。

他走到女孩面前说：“小姑娘，我觉得你做这么好的事情真是太好了。”

小女孩说：“谢谢你，克林顿先生。你想要一只小狗吗？它们是民主党人。”

比尔拒绝了。继续他的慢跑。

第二天，比尔慢跑时又遇到了这女孩。决定再次和她对话。

“你知道吗，小姑娘？我想我还是会带走其中一只小狗。因为它们是民主党人。”

女孩说：“对不起，克林顿先生。但它们不再是民主党人了。它们现在是共和党人。”

比尔说：“真的吗？你怎么知道的？事实上，你又怎么知道一开始它们是民主党人的？”

她说：“它们出生时是民主党人。但现在，它们的眼睛睁开了。”

原文： Free Puppy

The President is running down the street one day，and he sees a little girl who is giving away puppies that her dog just had。

He goes up to the girl and says：“Little girl，I think that it's wonderful that you're doing such a good thing。”

The little girl says：“Thank you，Mr Clinton。Would you like a puppy？They're Democrats。”

Bill declines and jogs onward。

The next day Billy jogs past the same girl and decides to talk to her again。

“You know what，little girl？I think I'll take one of those puppies after all，seeing as how they're Democrats。”

The girl says：“I'm sorry Mr Clinton，but they're not Democrats any more。They're Republican now。”

Bill says：“They are？How do you know？As a matter of fact，how did you know that they were Democrats at first to begin with？”

She says：“Well，just after they were born they were Democrats，but now their eyes are open。”