爸爸的工作

鸭绒25（译）

2024年10月15日

一位小学老师问学生，他们的父母是做什么的。

蒂米站起来说：“我妈妈是医生！”

萨拉站起来说：“我爸爸是教授！”

小约翰尼站起来说：“我爸爸是妓院里的钢琴手！”

老师无法相信小约翰尼的说法。所以，她在当天晚上特意打电话给小约翰尼的父亲，询问实情。

小约翰尼的父亲解释说：“实际上，我是一名律师。但我该如何向一个七岁的孩子解释这一点？”

原文： My Dad's A Piano Player in a Whorehouse

A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living。

Timmy stood up and said：“My mom is a doctor！”

Sarah stood up and said：“My father is a professor！”

Little Johnny stood up and said：“My dad is a piano player in a whorehouse！”

The teacher couldn't believe what she's had just heard，so she made a point of calling Little Johnny's father that evening to discuss the situation。

Little Johnny's father explained：“Actually，I'm a law attorney，but how am I supposed to explain that to a seven year old kid！”