愤怒的妻子

鸭绒25（译）

2024年10月13日

星期五下午，有个男人下班。不过，因为是发薪日，他没有回家，而是整个周末都呆在外面和他的那票狐朋狗友们聚会，花光了所有的薪水。

当他终于在星期天晚上回到家时，他面对的是非常愤怒的妻子。妻子对他的行为进行了近两个小时的长篇训斥。

最后，他的妻子停止了唠叨，只是简单地问了他一个问题：“如果你两、三天见不到我，你会怎么样？”

男人回答说：“对我来说，那没什么关系。”

星期一过去了，他没有见到妻子。

星期二和星期三，也没见到他妻子。

到了星期四，眼睛的肿胀减退了些。他刚好可以用左眼的余光看到他妻子。

原文： Angry Wife

A man left from work one Friday afternoon。But，being payday，instead of going home，he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck。

When He finally appeared at home，Sunday Night，he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions。

Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him：“How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days？”

To which he replied：“That would be fine with me。”

Monday went by and he didn't see his wife。

Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results。

Come Thursday，the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye。