外出通行证

鸭绒25（译）

2024年10月4日

一名刚入伍的以色列士兵向指挥官申请三天的外出通行证。

指挥官说：“你疯了吗？你刚加入以色列军队，就想要外出通行证？你必须要做一些了不起的事情，得到认可才行！”

结果，一天后，这位士兵开着一辆阿拉伯坦克回来了！

指挥官很意外。他问：“你是怎么做到的？”

“是这样。我跳上一辆坦克，向阿拉伯人的边境驶去。在我接近边境时，看到了一辆阿拉伯坦克。我举起我的白旗，阿拉伯坦克也举起他的白旗。我对阿拉伯士兵说，‘你想获得三天的外出通行证吗？’所以，我们交换了坦克！”

原文： Three Day Pass

An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass。

The CO says：“Are you crazy？You just join the Israeli army，and you already want a 3-day pass？You must do something spectacular for that recognition！”

So the soldier comes back a day later in an Arab tank！

The CO was so impressed，he asked：“How did you do it？”

“Well，I jumped in a tank，and went toward the border with the Arabs。I approached the border，and saw an Arab tank。I put my white flag up，the Arab tank put his white flag up。I said to the Arab soldier，‘Do you want to get a three-day pass？’So we exchanged tanks！”