如此快乐

鸭绒25（译）

2024年9月25日

一位多疑的丈夫雇了一位私家侦探来监视妻子的行踪。除了一份书面报告，这位丈夫还要求侦探提供他妻子外出活动的视频。

一周后，侦探带着一部影片回来了。他们坐在一起开始观看。

虽然，影像的质量不够专业，但这位丈夫看到妻子和另一个男人约会了！他看到他们俩个手挽手在公园里散步，笑个不停。他看到他们在一家露天咖啡馆聊得很开心。他看到他们在一家灯光昏暗的夜总会里跳舞。他看到他们兴高采烈地参加了十几项的活动。

“我简直不敢相信。”心烦意乱的丈夫说。

“有什么不相信的？”侦探说，“这不全在屏幕上嘛！”

“我简直不敢相信，我的妻子竟会如此快乐！”丈夫回答道。

原文： So Much Fun

A suspicious husband hired a private eye to check on the movements of his wife。In addition to a written report，the husband wanted a video of his wife's activities。

A week later，the detective returned with a film。They sat down together and proceeded to watch it。

Although the quality was less than professional，the man saw his wife meeting another man！He saw the two of them strolling arm in arm and laughing in the park。He saw them enjoying themselves at an outdoor café。He saw them dancing in a dimly lit nightclub。He saw them take part in a dozen activities with utter glee。

“I just can't believe this。”said the distraught husband。

“What's not to believe？”the detective said，“It's right up there on the screen！”

“I simply can't believe my wife could be so much fun！”the husband replied。