唯物主义律师

鸭绒25（译）

2024年8月21日

一天，这位律师刚买了一辆新车。他急于向同事们炫耀。突然，一辆十八轮大卡车不知从哪里冒了出来，撞掉了驾驶座一侧的车门。当时，他正站打开的车门边。

“不！”他尖叫道。因为他知道，无论机械师再怎么高明，也无法把它修得完整如初了。

最后，来了一名警察。律师跑到他面前大声嚷嚷。

“我的捷豹车门刚刚被那个愚蠢的司机撞毁了！！！”他惊叫道。

“你是一名律师，对吧？”警察问。

“是的，我是。但这和我的车有什么关系？！？！”律师问。

“哈！你们律师总是这么唯物主义。你们只关心自己的财产。我敢打赌，你甚至都没有注意到，你的左臂不见了，对吧？”警察说。

律师低头看他的身侧，又惊呼道：“我的劳力士手表！”

原文： Materialistic Lawyer

One day，there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car，and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues，when all of a sudden an eighteen wheeler came out of nowhere and took of the driver's side door with him standing right there。

“NOOO！”he screamed，because he knew that no matter how good a mechanic tried to fix it，it never would be the same。

Finally，a cop came by，and the lawyer ran up to him yelling。

“MY JAGUAR DOOR WAS JUST RUINED BY SOME FOOLISH DRIVER！！！”he exclaimed。

“Your a lawyer aren't you？”asked the policeman。

“Yes，I am，but what does this have to do with my car？！？！”the lawyer asked。

“HA！Your lawyers are always so materialistic。All you care about is your possessions。I bet you didn't even notice that your left arm is missing did you？”the cop said。

The lawyer looked down at his side and exclaimed：“MY ROLEX！”