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确实是好事

(2024-08-06 11:04:27)
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确实是好事

鸭绒25(译)

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这家伙到达了天国之门。在圣·彼得查阅那本生死簿时,他必须在门外等待。

圣·彼得正在检查这个人是否有资格进入天堂。

圣·彼得把书翻了好几遍。他皱起眉头,对那家伙说:“你知道,我看不出你一生做了多少好事。但你也从未做过任何坏事。这样吧,如果你能告诉我,你一生中做过的一件真正的善事,我就让你进了。”

那家伙想了想,说道:“好吧。有一次,当我开车沿着高速公路行驶时,我看到一群摩托车帮派的人正在袭击一个可怜的女孩。我放慢了车速,想看看发生了什么事。我非常确定,他们在干什么。大约有 50个帮派分子正在折磨这个弱小的女子。我愤怒地下了车,从后备箱里抓起一个电熨斗,径直走向这伙人的首领。他是个大块头,穿着一件镶着铆钉的皮夹克,一条链条从鼻子一直挂到耳朵。当我走到首领面前时,帮派分子在我周围围成一圈。于是,我把首领的链条从他脸上扯下来,再用电熨斗砸在他的头上。然后,我转过身来,对其他人大喊:‘放开这个可怜、无辜的女孩。你们这些烂货!你们这群病态的、丧心病狂的禽兽!在我给你们一个痛苦的教训之前,先回家吧!”

圣·彼得对这个故事印象深刻,说:“真的吗?哇。这一切是什么时候发生的?”

“呃……大约两分钟前。”

 

原文: Really Good Deed

 

This guy arrives at the Pearly GatesHe has to wait to be admittedwhile St. Peter leafs through his Big Book

He's checking to see if the guy is worthy of entry or not

Saint Peter goes through the books several timesfurrows his browand says to the guy“You knowI can't see that you did lots of good in your life butyou never did anything bad eitherTell you whatif you can tell me of one REALLY good deed that you did in your lifeyou're in

The guy thinks for a moment and says“Wellthere was this one time when I was drivin' down the highway and I saw a Biker Gang assaulting this poor girlI slowed down my car to see what was going onand sure enoughthat's what they were doingThere were about 50 of 'em torturing this chickInfuriatedI got out my cargrabbed a tire iron from my trunk and walked straight up to the leader of the gangHe was a huge guy with a studded leather jacket and a chain running from his nose to his earAs I walked up to the leaderthe Gang formed a circle all around meSo I ripped the leader's chain off his face and smashed him over the head with the tire ironThen I turned around and yelled to the rest of them‘Leave this poorinnocent girl aloneyou slimeYou're all a bunch of sickderanged animalsGo home before I teach you all a lesson in pain’”

St. Peter, extremely impressedsays“ReallyWowwhen did all this happen

"Er……about two minutes ago

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