希望他们说什么?
(2024-01-30 09:50:00)
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希望他们说什么?
鸭绒25(译)
2024年1月29日
三个朋友在一次车祸中丧生后,前往天堂参加迎新会。
他们都被问到一个同样的问题:“当你躺在棺材里,朋友和家人为你哀悼时,你希望听到他们说什么?”
第一个人立即回应道:“我希望听他们说,我是我那个时代最伟大的医生之一,也是一个出色的顾家男人。”
第二个人说:“我希望听到说我是一位出色的丈夫和为孩子的明天带来巨大改变的学校老师。”
最后一个人想了一会儿,然后说:“我希望听他们说,‘看哪。他还在动!’”
原文: What They Will Say At Your Funeral
After dying in a car crash,three friends go to Heaven for orientation。
They are all asked the same question:“When you're lying in your casket,and friends and family are mourning over you,what would you like to hear them say about you?”
The first guy immediately responds:“I would like to hear them say that I was one of the great doctors of my time,and a great family man。”
The second guy says:“I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in the children of tomorrow。”
The last guy thinks for a moment,and then replies:“I'd like to hear them say,‘Look,he's moving!’”