一对离婚夫妇的生日礼物

鸭绒25（译）

2023年11月29日

当本顿先生送给他的前妻一份不同寻常的生日礼物时，他觉得说了自己想说的话。那是一块墓碑，上面刻着：“我的前妻索尼娅躺在这里……和活着时一样冷。”

然而，令他更惊讶的是，他的妻子在他的生日那天也送了一块墓碑给他。上面刻着：“我的前夫本顿躺在这里……终于硬了。”

原文： Divorced Couple's Birthday Presents

Mr. Benton thought he had had the last word when he presented his ex-wife with an unusual gift for her birthday。A tombstone on which he had carved，“Here lies my ex-wife Sonja……cold as usual。”

Much to his surprise，however，his wife one-upped him for his birthday with a tombstone of his own on which she’d had carved，“Here lies my ex-husband Bennett……stiff at last。”