超速罚单

鸭绒25（译）

2023年8月7日

一名金发女郎在高速公路上超速行驶。一辆警车将她拦了下来。

警察走到金发女郎面前，说：“对不起，女士。我可以看一下您的驾驶执照和车辆登记证吗？”

金发女郎恼怒地看着警察，说：“我希望你们办事能有点章法。昨天你们收走了我的驾照。你还指望今天我有驾照给你看？”

原文：Speeding Ticket

A blonde was speeding on the highway when a police car pulled her over。

The policeman walks up to the blonde and says：“Excuse m'am，could I please see your driving license and registration？”

The blonde looks at the policeman angrily and says：“I wish you guys would get your act together。Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you？”