在天堂结婚

鸭绒25（译）

2022年3月13日

一对夫妇开车去教堂结婚。在路上，他们因遭遇车祸而死亡。

当他们到达天堂时，在门口，看到了圣·彼得。

他们问彼得，是否可以安排他们在天堂结婚。

圣彼得告诉他们，他会尽最大努力为他们举办婚礼。

3个月过去了，这对夫妇没有得到任何答复。有一次，他们偶然遇见了圣·彼得，便问他关于结婚的事。

彼得说：“我还在努力。”

两年过去了。还是没有婚礼。圣·彼得再次向他们保证，他正在努力。

20年后，圣·彼得终于带着一位牧师跑了过来。他告诉这对夫妇，可以为他们举办婚礼了。

这对夫妇结了婚，幸福地生活了一段时间。

不过，几个月后，这对夫妇找到圣·彼得，告诉他，他们的婚姻并不顺利。他们想要离婚。

“你能为我们处理离婚吗？”他们问。

圣·彼得回答说：“你们开玩笑的吧？！我花了20年才在天堂里找到一个牧师。我又怎么才能给你们找到一个律师呢？”

原文：Marrying in Heaven

A couple was driving to a church to get married。On the way，they got into a car accident and died。

When they arrive in heaven，they see St. Peter at the gate。They ask him if he could arrange it so they could marry in heaven。

St. Peter tells them that he'll do his best to work on it for them。

Three months pass by and the couple hears nothing。They bump into St. Peter and ask him about the marriage。

He says：“I'm still working on it。”

Two years pass by and no marriage。

St. Peter again assures them that he's working on it。

Finally after twenty long years，St. Peter comes running with a priest and tells the couple it's time for their wedding。

The couple marries and lives happily for a while。But after a few months the couple goes and finds St. Peter and tells him things are not working out，and that they want to get a divorce。

“Can you arrange it for us？”They ask。

St. Peter replies：“Are you kidding？！It took me twenty years to find a priest up here。How am I gonna find you a lawyer？”