金发女郎和西部电影

鸭绒25（译）

2022年3月11日

一个金发女郎和她的丈夫正躺在床上看电视。放映的是一部老旧西部片。

丈夫对妻子说：“我赌你可以在床上吃早餐。那辆有顶篷的马车会撞到岩石。然后，马夫摔下来，死了。”

“一言为定。”妻子回答道。

于是，他们观看西部片。

果然，马车撞到了土路上的岩石。马夫从马车上摔了下来。死了。

妻子爬下床。很快，就拿着一盘食物回来了。

妻子吃完后，丈夫说：“我得承认，这部片子我以前看过了。”

妻子也承认：“我也曾看过这部电影。但我认为，他不应该愚蠢到会在同一块岩石上撞两次……”

原文：Blonde and the Western

A blonde and her husband are lying in bed watching TV，an old western is on。

The husband says to his wife：“I bet you breakfast in bed that the covered wagon hits a rock and the driver falls out dead。”

“You're on。”Returned his wife。

They watch the western and sure enough the wagon hits a rock in the dirt road and the driver falls out of the wagon……dead。

The wife gets out of bed and returns shortly with a tray of food。

After eating the husband says：“I have to admit that I saw this movie before。”

She in turn confesses：“I saw the movie before too。But I didn't think he was stupid enough to ride over the same rock twice……”