老夫少妻

鸭绒25（译）

2021年9月15日

在与一位年轻女子结婚后，这位90岁的老先生告诉他的医生，他们正期待着生个小孩。

“让我给你讲个故事。”医生说，“一个有点马大哈的家伙去打猎。他想买把枪，却买了把伞。突然，一只熊向他冲过来。他用伞对准熊，当场开 枪 打死了它。”

“不可能！”老人说，“一定是别人射杀了那只熊。”

“没错。”医生回答。

原文：Old Man Marries a Young Woman

After marrying a young woman，a 90-year-old man told his doctor that they were expecting a baby。

“Let me tell you a story，”said the doctor。“An absent-minded fellow went hunting，but instead of a gun，he brought an umbrella。Suddenly a bear charged at him。Pointing his umbrella at the bear，he shot and killed it on the spot。”

“Impossible！”The old Man said。“Somebody else must have shot that bear。”

“Exactly。”Replied the doctor。