鸳鸯被里成双夜，一树梨花压海棠。

A Doggerel by Su Shi

An eight-and-ten groom, a two-and-nine bride,

Hoary hair holds rosy face’s hand with pride.

Both neath the mandarin-duck-quilt at night,

A crabapple a pear tree tries to ride.

Tr. Ziyuzile

这首诗，是苏轼对于好友张先娶小娇妻这种老牛吃嫩草行为的一种调侃，也是为了回应张先娶貌美小娇妻时得意洋洋创作的打油诗。

我年八十卿十八，卿是红颜我白发。

与卿颠倒本同庚，只隔中间一花甲。

A Doggerel by Zhang Xian

An eight-and-ten woos a two-and-nine,

Rosy face of thine weds white hair of mine.

Albeit ten and eight misplaced, in between,

Six and ten draw an indelible line.

Tr. Ziyuzile