April arrived
with a message on my desk
'Call Mr. Lyon—
Urgent! ! ! '

I dialed the number
'Sorry Mr. Lion can't come to the phone right now
He is in the CAGE! '

Before I could put down my phone
her irrepressible laugh jumped out of the line
and bit off my ear, splashing blood
all over my face

It then attacked my innocent officemate
I stood by helplessly and watched him
roll about and eventually die
of laughter


The Chinese version:

愚人节

四月来临
在我办公桌上留了张条子
『打电话给施先 生—
紧急！！！』

我连忙照着号码拨通了电话
对方说
『很抱歉狮先 生不能来听电话
他被关在笼子里呢！』

我还来不及撂下话筒
她压抑不住的笑 声已从电话里
跳了出来
一口咬下我的耳朵
溅了我一脸的血

然後它扑 向我那无辜的办公室伙伴
我无能为力只有眼睁睁看着他
翻腾打滚终於，天可怜见，活活
笑死

Topic(s) of this poem: friendship