不同信仰的划船者
(2024-12-07 09:20:41)
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不同信仰的划船者
鸭绒25(译)
2024年12月6日
一位犹太人、一位天主教徒,和一位无神论者正在伊利湖划船。突然,他们的船漏水了。
犹太人仰望天空,说道:“啊,上帝。如果您救了我,我保证我会航行到以色列,用我的余生去收回您赐予我们的土地。”
天主教徒仰望天空,说道:“啊,耶稣。如果您救了我,我保证我会飞往梵蒂冈,用我的余生去赞美您。”
无神论者说道:“啊,伙计们。如果你们把那一个救生圈递给我,我保证我会游到克利夫兰。”
“那你将如何度过余生?”犹太人和天主教徒问道。
“嗯。”无神论者说道,“我不确定。但我可以告诉你们一件事,我永远不会和其他无神论者一起划船。”
原文: Jew,Catholic,and Atheist Rowing
A Jew,A Catholic,and an atheist are rowing in Lake Erie when their boat springs a huge leak。
The Jew looks skyward,and says:“Oh,Adonai,if you save me,I promise I’ll sail to Israel and spend the rest of my days trying to reclaim the land you gave us。”
The Catholic looks skyward,and says:“Oh,Jesus,if you save me,I promise I’ll fly to the Vatican and spend the rest of my days singing your praises。”
The atheist says:“Oh,guys,if you pass me that one life preserver,I promise I’ll swim to Cleveland。”
“And how will you spend the rest of your days?”the Jew and the Catholic ask。
“Well,”says the atheist,“I’m not sure,but I can tell you one thing,I’ll never go rowing with other atheists。”