停车罚单

鸭绒25（译）

2024年10月10日

几天前我去商店，只在里面待了大约5分钟。当我出来时，看到一辆摩托车骑警正在开停车罚单。

于是，我走到他面前说：“喂，伙计。能不能给别人一个机会？”

他不理我，继续开罚单。

于是，我骂他是个变态。

他瞪了我一眼，又开始开罚单。理由是轮胎磨损了，不符合安全标准！

于是，我骂他是个混蛋。

他开完了第二张罚单，和第一张一起贴在车上。然后，他开始开第三张罚单！

就这样我和警察对峙了大约20分钟。我骂得越多，他开的罚单就越多。

我无法想象，车主看到这些罚单时会怎么想。

原文： Parking Ticket

I went to the store the other day，I was only in there for about 5 minutes。When I came out there was a motorcycle and a cop writing a parking ticket。

So I went up to him and said：“Come on buddy，how about giving a guy a break？”

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket。

So I called him a pencil necked jerk off。

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires！

So I called him a horses arse，he finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first。Then he started writing a third ticket！

This went on for about 20 minutes，the more I abused him，the more tickets he wrote。

I could only imagine what the owner of the car will think when he sees all the tickets。