舔老虎屁股的老虎

鸭绒25（译）

2024年9月13日

这一幕发生在非洲最黑暗的丛林里。两只老虎正在丛林中悄悄走动。后面的老虎突然伸出舌头舔前面老虎的屁股。

走在前面的老虎转过身说：“嘿，别这样了。”

后面的老虎说了声“对不起”。然后，他们继续赶路。

大约五分钟后，后面的老虎突然又重复了他的动作。

前面的老虎转过身，生气地说：“我说过不要再这样做了！”

后面的老虎又说了声“对不起”。然后，他们继续行走。

大约又过了五分钟，后面的老虎再次重复了他的动作。

前面的老虎转过身说：“你到底怎么了？我说过要你停下来。”

后面的老虎说：“我真的很抱歉。但我刚刚吃了一位律师。我只是想把嘴里的味道消除掉。”

原文： Butt Licking Tiger

The scene is the darkest jungle in Africa。Two tigers are stalking through the jungle when the one in the rear suddenly reaches out with his tongue and licks the butt of the one in front。

The lead tiger turns and says：“Hey，cut it out，alright。”

The other tiger says sorry and they continue on their way。

After about five minutes the rear tiger suddenly repeats his action。

The front tiger turns angrily and says：“I said don't do that again！”

The rear tiger says sorry again and they continue。

After about another five minutes，the rear tiger repeats his action。

The front tiger turns and says：“What is it with you，anyway？I said to stop。”

The rear tiger says：“I really am sorry but I just ate a lawyer and I'm just trying to get the taste out of my mouth。”