地狱里的律师

鸭绒25（译）

2024年8月16日

一个人死了。被魔鬼带到了将被永远遭受折磨的地方。

当他经过燃烧着熊熊烈焰的火坑和那些厉声尖叫的罪人时，他看到一个他认识的律师正依偎在一位美丽的女人身边。

“这不公平！”他哭了，“我必须要永远地忍受煎熬，而那个律师却可以和美女在这里永度时光。”

“闭嘴。”魔鬼咆哮着，同时用一把长柄草叉猛戳这个人。

“你是什么人，竟敢质疑那个女人所受的惩罚？”

原文： The Lawyer in Hell

A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil。

As he passed raging fire pits and shrieking sinners，he saw a man he recognized as a lawyer snuggling up to a beautiful woman。

“That's unfair！”he cried，“I have to roast for all eternity，and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman。”

“Shut up。”barked the devil，jabbing the man with his pitchfork。

“Who are you to question that woman's punishment？”