房客投诉

鸭绒25（译）

2024年8月10日

这是房客写给房东的投诉信中的一些摘录。

“您应该知道，隔壁那个男人的身上有异味。”

“马桶座圈裂开了。我上厕所时该站哪儿？”

“我们的马桶座圈断成了两半。现在又成了三块。”

“您能告诉我什么时候修好吗？我妻子马上就要当妈妈了。”

“马桶堵住了。在疏通之前我们没法给孩子洗澡。”

“你能派人来修一下我们坏掉的路吗？昨天我妻子被它绊倒了。她正在孕期中。”

原文： Tenant Complaints

This is a collection of quotes from letters sent to a landlord from his tenants。

“This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door。”

“The toilet seat is cracked。Where do I stand？”

“Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces。”

“Can you please tell me when our repairs are going to be done as my wife is about to become an expectant mother。”

“The toilet is blocked, and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared。”

“Will you please send someone to mend our broken path? Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant。”