金发女郎钓鱼

鸭绒25（译）

2024年3月1日

三位金发女郎坐在河边。她们手里拿着钓鱼竿，鱼竿上的钓线垂在水里。

一名渔猎警官走到她们身后，拍了拍她们的肩膀说：“对不起，女士们。我想看看你们的钓鱼许可证。”

“我们没有。”第一位金发女郎回答。

“那么，如果你们要钓鱼，就必须要申请钓鱼许可证。”警官说。

“不过，警官。”第二位金发女郎说，“我们不是在钓鱼。我们鱼线上绑的不是鱼钩，是磁铁。我们正在从河底上收集碎铁片。”

警官从水里拉起了她们三个人的鱼线。果然，每条鱼线的末端都绑着马蹄形的磁铁。

“好吧。我知道，法律并没有限制你们这样做。”警官说，“尽管收集你们想要的碎铁片吧。”

说完，警官离开了。

等到警官离开了她们的视线，三位金发女郎便开始抑制不住地狂笑起来。

“真是个蠢警察。”第二个发言的那位金发女郎对另外两位说，“他不知道河里有钢头鳟吗？”

注：“钢头鳟（Steelhead）”是“虹鳟（Rainbow Trout）”的俗称，也叫“硬头鳟”。原产于北美洲太平洋沿岸，和加州的山涧溪流中。只能在摄氏20度以下的水温中生长。属于高寒性鱼类。

原文： Three Blondes Fishing

Three blondes are sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water。

A Game Warden comes up behind them，taps them on the shoulder and says：“Excuse me，ladies。I'd like to see your fishing licenses。”

“We don't have any。”replied the first blonde。

“Well，if you're going to fish，you need fishing licenses。”said the Game Warden。

“But officer。”replied the second blonde：“We aren't fishing。All we have are magnets at the end of our lines and we're collecting debris off the bottom of the river。”

The Game Warden lifted up all the lines and，sure enough，there were horseshoe magnets tied on the end of each line。

“Well。I know of no law against it。”said the Game Warden，“take all the debris you want。”

And with that，the Game Warden left。

As soon as the Game Warden was out of sight，the three blondes started laughing hysterically。

“What a dumb Fish Cop。”the second blonde said to the other two，“doesn't he know that there are steelhead in this river？！”