智力游戏
(2023-10-05 10:12:19)
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智力游戏
鸭绒25(译)
2023年10月4日
飞机上,一位金发女郎发现自己的邻座是一位律师。
律师一直在打扰这位金发女郎。他想跟她玩一场智力游戏。
最后,律师向她提出10比1的赔率。如果金发女郎无法回答他的问题,每次给他5美元。但如果他无法回答她的问题,每次他就会给她50美元。
律师认为他可以稳操胜券。金发女郎则有点勉强地接受了。
律师先问:“地球到最近的那颗恒星的距离是多少?”
金发女郎一言不发,递给他5美元。
然后,金发女郎问:“什么东西用3条腿上山,用4条腿下山?”
嗯?律师看上去很困惑。
他花了几个小时,在他的笔记本电脑上查找所有能找到的资料。甚至,还多次利用飞机上的卫星电话服务寻求地面上朋友的帮助。但,终究一无所获。
他又气又沮丧,只好放弃。他给了金发女郎50美元。
金发女郎依然一言不发,把这50美元放进了她的钱包。
律师坚持问她:“你这个问题的答案是什么?”
还是没有说话,金发女郎又递给了律师5美元。
原文: Game Of Intelligence
There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane。The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence。
Finally,the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds,and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions,she owed him $5,but every time he could not answer hers,he'd give her $50.00。
The lawyer figured he could not lose,and the blonde reluctantly accepted。
The lawyer first asked:“What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?”
Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5,then the blonde asked:“What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?”
Well,the lawyer looked puzzled。He took several hours,looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer。Finally,angry and frustrated,he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00
The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment,but the lawyer insisted:“What is the answer to your question?”
Without saying a word,the blonde handed him $5。