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智力游戏

(2023-10-05 10:12:19)
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笑话

英译中

律师

赔率

胜券

分类: 鸭绒篇

智力游戏

鸭绒25(译)

2023104

 

飞机上,一位金发女郎发现自己的邻座是一位律师。

律师一直在打扰这位金发女郎。他想跟她玩一场智力游戏。

最后,律师向她提出101的赔率。如果金发女郎无法回答他的问题,每次给他5美元。但如果他无法回答她的问题,每次他就会给她50美元。

律师认为他可以稳操胜券。金发女郎则有点勉强地接受了。

律师先问:“地球到最近的那颗恒星的距离是多少?”

金发女郎一言不发,递给他5美元。

然后,金发女郎问:“什么东西用3条腿上山,用4条腿下山?”

嗯?律师看上去很困惑。

他花了几个小时,在他的笔记本电脑上查找所有能找到的资料。甚至,还多次利用飞机上的卫星电话服务寻求地面上朋友的帮助。但,终究一无所获。

他又气又沮丧,只好放弃。他给了金发女郎50美元。

金发女郎依然一言不发,把这50美元放进了她的钱包。

律师坚持问她:“你这个问题的答案是什么?”

还是没有说话,金发女郎又递给了律师5美元。

 

原文: Game Of Intelligence

 

There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplaneThe lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence

Finallythe lawyer offered her 10 to 1 oddsand said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questionsshe owed him $5but every time he could not answer hershe'd give her $50.00

The lawyer figured he could not loseand the blonde reluctantly accepted

The lawyer first asked:“What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?”

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5then the blonde asked:“What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?”

Wellthe lawyer looked puzzledHe took several hourslooking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answerFinallyangry and frustratedhe gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without commentbut the lawyer insisted:“What is the answer to your question?”

Without saying a wordthe blonde handed him $5

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