又一个愚蠢的金发女郎

鸭绒25（译）

2022年6月28日

一位年轻的口技演员正在做着俱乐部巡回演出。一天晚上，他在阿肯色州一个小镇的一家小俱乐部里表演。

他的人偶坐在他的膝盖上，正在讲着惯常的有关愚笨的金发女郎的笑话。这时，第四排的一个金发女郎站在她的椅子上，开始大喊：

“我听够了你那些有关愚笨的金发女郎的笑话。你凭什么以为你可以用这样的方法刻板地看待女人？一个人头发的颜色与她作为一个人的价值有什么关系？就是像你这样的男人，让像我这样的女人在工作和社区中不受尊重，不让我们充分发挥我们作为一个人的潜力。因为你和你的同类持续性地对我们的歧视， 不仅是对金发碧眼的女人，也包括对所有的女人……而且，这一切还都是以幽默的名义！”

这位口技演员觉得很尴尬。就在他准备向她道歉时，这位金发女郎喊道：“先生，这不干你的事！我说的是你膝盖上的那个小混蛋！”

原文： Another Dumb Blonde

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas。

With his dummy on his knee，he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting：

“I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes。What makes you think you can stereotype women that way？What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being？It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person，because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against，not only blondes，but women in general……and all in the name of humor！”

The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize，when the blonde yells，“You stay out of this，mister！I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee！”