鳄鱼皮鞋

鸭绒25（译）

2022年6月22日

一位年轻的金发女郎在路易斯安那州的南部度假。

她最想要的是一双真正的鳄鱼皮鞋。但她很不情愿花高价从当地的供应商那里购买。

在对其中一位店主的“不讲价”态度感到非常失望后，金发女郎气愤地说：“也许，我可以出去抓一条属于我自己的鳄鱼。这样，我就可以用合理的价格买到一双鞋！”

店主说：“当然可以。请自便。也许，你会运气好的话，能给自己抓到一条大的！”

主意已定。金发女郎转身前往沼泽地，开始为她自捕捉鳄鱼。

当天晚些时候，店主在开车回家的路上，发现那名金发女郎站在齐腰深的水中，手里拿着猎qiang。

就在那时，他看到一只9英尺长的巨大鳄鱼迅速朝她游来。

她举qiang瞄准，射sha了那只动物。又费了很大的劲，把它拖到了沼泽地的岸边。

躺在附近的还有好几具鳄鱼的尸体。店主觉得很惊奇。

就在这时，金发女郎把鳄鱼翻了个肚朝天，沮丧地叫道：“该死。这只鳄鱼也没穿鞋！”

原文： Alligator Shoes

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana。

She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way，but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking。

After becoming very frustrated with the “no haggle” attitude of one of the shopkeepers，the blonde shouted：“Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price！”

The shopkeeper said：“By all means，be my guest。Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one！”

Determined，the blonde turned and headed for the swamps，set on catching herself an alligator。

Later in the day，the shopkeeper was driving home，when he spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water，shotgun in hand。

Just then，he saw a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her。

She took aim，killed the creature，and with a great deal of effort hauled it on to the swamp bank。

Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures。The shopkeeper watched in amazement。

Just then the blonde flipped the alligator on its back，and frustrated，shouts out：“Damn it，this one isn't wearing any shoes either！”