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6秒之内从0增加到200

(2022-05-19 12:29:40)
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英译中

周年

礼物

磅秤

分类: 鸭绒篇

6秒之内从0增加到200

鸭绒25(译)

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鲍勃有麻烦了。他忘了结婚周年纪念日。他的妻子非常生气。

她告诉他:“明天早上,我希望能在车道上看到一份礼物。它要能在6秒之内,从0增加到200。办不到,你就别回来了!!”

第二天早上,鲍勃早早起床,上班去了。

当他的妻子醒来时,朝窗外望去。果然,在车道中央,有一个用礼品纸包装的盒子。

妻子有点迷惑,这不像是辆跑车啊。她穿上衣服,跑到车道上,把盒子拿进家里。

她打开盒子,发现里面是一个全新的浴室磅秤。

从周五开始,鲍勃就失踪了。

 

原文: 0 to 200 in 6 seconds

 

Bob was in troubleHe forgot his wedding anniversaryHis wife was really pissed

She told him:“Tomorrow morningI expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!”

The next morning he got up early and left for work

When his wife woke upshe looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway

Confusedthe wife put on her clothes and ran out to the drivewaybrought the box back in the house

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale

Bob has been missing since Friday

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