6秒之内从0增加到200
(2022-05-19 12:29:40)
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6秒之内从0增加到200
鸭绒25(译)
2022年5月18日
鲍勃有麻烦了。他忘了结婚周年纪念日。他的妻子非常生气。
她告诉他:“明天早上,我希望能在车道上看到一份礼物。它要能在6秒之内,从0增加到200。办不到,你就别回来了!!”
第二天早上,鲍勃早早起床,上班去了。
当他的妻子醒来时,朝窗外望去。果然,在车道中央,有一个用礼品纸包装的盒子。
妻子有点迷惑,这不像是辆跑车啊。她穿上衣服,跑到车道上,把盒子拿进家里。
她打开盒子,发现里面是一个全新的浴室磅秤。
从周五开始,鲍勃就失踪了。
原文: 0 to 200 in 6 seconds
Bob was in trouble。He forgot his wedding anniversary。His wife was really pissed。
She told him:“Tomorrow morning,I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!”
The next morning he got up early and left for work。
When his wife woke up,she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway。
Confused,the wife put on her clothes and ran out to the driveway,brought the box back in the house。
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale。
Bob has been missing since Friday。