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桌巾的故事

(2009-10-19 13:23:20)
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Thanks to: melanie robinson greenville ms United States Minor Outlying Islands

When a woman got married she put a shoebox in the closet and told her husband not to open it. After over 50 years of marriage she was dying and told him to open the box. When he opened it there were 2 doilies and 85,000.00$ He ask why this was in the box. She replied when I got married my mother told me to crochet a doily every time I got mad at you. He smile thinking she was only mad twice and ask what the $85,000.00 was. She replied that's the money from selling the doilies.

有个妇女在结婚后把一个鞋盒放在壁橱里,告诉她丈夫不要打开. 这样过了五十年,她快死了,她叫他去打开那个盒子.当他打开的时候,发现里面有二块桌巾,和八万五千美元.他问她为什么盒子里有这个.她告诉他;"当我结婚的时候,我妈妈教我每次生你气的时候就去钩一条桌巾."他微笑着想还好她只生过二次气. 然后问她这八万五千美金是怎么回事,她回答说这钱是卖桌巾得来的.

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