"Cash, check or charge?" the cashier asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As the woman fumbled for her wallet, the cashier noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
"Do you always carry your TV remote?" the cashier asked.
"No," she replied. "But my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him."

"现金,支票还是记帐?" 在替女人包扎完她所要的东西后,店员问她. 当女人在包里摸摸索索的时候,店员注意到她的包里有一个电视的遥控器.

"你总是带着你的电视遥控器吗?"店员问.

"不是,"她回答,"但我丈夫不想陪我逛街,所以我想这是对付他的最好的办法."