A woman sat down on a park bench, glanced around and decided to stretch out her legs on the seat and relax. After a while, a beggar came up to her and said, "Hello, luv, how's about us going for a walk together?"
"How dare you," retorted the woman, "I'm not one of your cheap pickups!"
"Well then," said the tramp, "what are you doing in my bed?"

有个妇女坐在公园的长凳上,她看了看周围,决定伸直腿,躺下来休息一下. 过了一会儿,一个流浪汉过来对她说,"你好,宝贝,我们一起走走如何?"

"你怎敢如此说," 妇女很生气,"我可不是你随便找的那种女人!"

"那..."流浪汉说,"你在我的床上做什么呢?"