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A man walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. He replied, "I got shingles."
She said, "Fill out this form and supply your name, address, medical insurance number. When you're done, please take a seat."
Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked him what he had. He said, "I got shingles."
So she took down his height, weight, and complete medical history, then said, "Change into this gown and wait in the examining room."
A half hour later a nurse came in and asked him what he had. He said, "I got shingles."
So she gave him a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told him to wait for the doctor.
An hour later the doctor came in and asked him what he had. He said, "Shingles."
The doctor gave him a full-cavity examination, and then said, "I just checked you out thoroughly, and I can't find shingles anywhere. " The man replied, "They're outside in the truck. Where do you want them?"

有个人走进诊所,接待员问他得了什么,他回答:"我得了带状匐行疹."

她说,"去填写这张表格,写上名字,地址,医疗保险号码.写好后坐在那边等."

十五分钟后来了一个护士助理,问他得了什么病,他说:"我得了带状匐行疹."

于是她量了他的身高,体重,查询了他的医疗史,然后说,"换上这件长袍,去检查室等."

半小时后有个护士进来问他得了什么,他说:"我得了带状匐行疹."

于是她给他做了一个血的测试,量了血压,做了心电图,完了叫他等医生来看.

一个小时后医生来了,问他得了什么,他说:"带状匐行疹."

医生给他做了一个全身检查,然后对他说,"我刚刚给你彻底检查了,我没有在哪里找到带状匐行疹." 男子回答:"他们在外面的卡车里,你想他们在哪里?"