Thanks to: james Canada
 A man and an ostrich walk into a restaurant. The waitress asks, "What will it be?"
The man replied "a burger and a coke." "And you?" "I'll have the same," the ostrich replies. They finish their meal and pay. "That will be $4.50," The man reached into his pocket and pulled out the exact amount. They do this every day till Fri.
"The usual?" she asked. "No, today is Friday. I'll have steak and a coke."
"Me too." says the ostrich. They finish and pay. "That will be $10.95"
The man reached in and pulls out the exact amount again just like all week.
The waitress was dumb-founded. "How is it that you always have the exact amount?"
"Well," says the man. "I was cleaning my attic and I found a dusty lamp. I rubbed it and a genie appeared." Wow!" said the waitress. "What did you wish for?"
"I asked that when I needed to pay for something, the exact amount would appear in my pocket." "Amazing! Most people would ask for a million dollars. But what's with the ostrich?" "Well," said the man. "I also asked for a chick with long legs."

有个人带着一只驼鸟走进了餐厅.待者问,"要点什么?"

那人回答"一个汉堡包一杯可乐." "那你呢?" "我的同他一样,"驼鸟回答.

他们用完餐,付钱."总共4块五," 那人伸手进口袋,拿出刚好4块五的零钱. 他们每天这样来,一直到周五.

"照常?" 她问."不,今天是周五,我要牛排和可乐."

"我也一样."驼鸟说.

他们吃完付钱,"总共十块九毛五". 那人伸手进口袋,摸出刚好十块九毛五零钱,象他整个星期来的一样.

侍者惊呆了."为什么你总是有刚好的零钱?"

"噢,"那人说,"我在清理阁楼时发现有一盞灯,我擦它的时候就有一个精灵出现."

"哇!"侍者说,"那你要求了什么?"

"我请求在我需要付钱的时候,就有刚好的钱在我的口袋里."

"太不可思议了!大多数人会要求百万美金.但这只驼鸟是怎么回事?"

"那个,"那人说,"我还要了一只有长腿的小鸡."