Thanks to: Tiffany T 

For all of you with teenagers or who had teenagers, you may want to know why they really have a lot in common with cats:
1. Neither teenagers nor cats turn their heads when you call them by name.
2. No matter what you do for them, it is not enough. Indeed, all humane efforts are barely adequate to compensate for the privilege of waiting on them hand and foot.
3. You rarely see a cat walking outside of the house with an adult human being, and it can be safely said that no teenager in his or her right mind wants to be seen in public with his or her parents.
4. Cats and teenagers can lie on the living-room sofa for hours on end without moving, barely breathing.
5. Cats have nine lives. Teenagers carry on as if they did.

如果你是和少年人一起生活,或者家里有少年人,你一定想知道为什么他们和猫有那么多的共同点:

1.不管是少年人还是猫,在你叫他们名字的时候,都是头也不回的.

2.不管你为他们做了什么,都是不够的.实际上,对于渴望被人无微不至照顾的人来说,人类的任何努力都是显得不够的.

3.你很少会看见一只猫和人一起在屋外散步,也可以确定地说没有一个少年人他(或她)的心里是愿意在公共场合被人看到和父母在一起的.

4.猫和少年人都可以躺在客厅沙发上一动不动几个小时,几乎都不用呼吸.

5.猫有九命,而少年人也自认为他们好象也有九命似的.