Thanks to: Dan S
 Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer: "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote click'."

技术支持:"我需要你在打开的手提上右击一下."

客户:"好的."

技术支持:"你有看到一个弹出的菜单吗?"

客户:"没有."

技术支持:"哦,那你再右击一次,你看到菜单了吗?"

客户:"没有."

技术支持:"哦,先生.你能告诉我你做了什么动作吗?"

客户:"好的.你叫我写下'击',我就写了'击'啊."

注: right和write发音一样,right解释右边, write解释写,所以这个客户理解错了.