A policeman finds someone crawling on all fours in the middle of the street. The cop approaches him and asks him, "What on earth do you think you're doing?" The man on the floor replies, I've lost it." The policeman asks him curiously, "lost what?" The man on the floor answers, "well (hiccup) my balance sir."

警察发现有一个人四肢着地在街中央爬行.警察走近他问:"你在地上做什么呢?" 地上的人回答,"我丢了东西." 警察好奇地问他:"丢了什么?" 地上的人回答,"唉,(他打了一下嗝),我的平衡.先生"

又是一个酒鬼!