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A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex."
"But you are not wearing any of those things," he replied.
"I know," she said. "It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry."

一个妇人准备去画一张肖像.她告诉画家,"给我的像上画上钻石耳环, 一条钻石项链, 翡翠玉镯, 红宝石的头钗,和金色的劳力士手表."

"但你并没有戴着这些东西啊" 画家说.

"我知道." 她说." 我是怕万一我比我丈夫先死, 我肯定他会马上再娶, 我想让他的新妻子看到这些珠宝气死."