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A young girl was so nervous about the cruise that immediately after being shown to her cabin, she headed for the bar.
Four hours later she bumped into a steward. “ ‘Excuse me.’ She said hiccupping, “I, I can’t seem to find my cabin.”
“I’ll be glad to help you, ma’am. What’s the number?”
“I dunno,” she answered, “but if you show me aroun’, I’ll recognize it from the lighthouse just outside the porthole.”

一个年轻的女孩子很害怕坐船,所以带到船舱后她就直接去了船上的酒吧.

四个小时后,她跌跌撞撞碰到了个服务员,"对不起," 她打着嗝说;"我, 我好象找不到我的船舱了."

"很高兴能帮到你,女士.请问你的房号是多少?"

"我不知道,"她回答说,"如果你能带我转转,我能认出来的,因为灯塔就在舷窗外."