Waking into the lingerie store, the hard-of-hearing customer says to the clerk, “I’d like to buy a pair of stockings for my wife.
The clerk says, “Sheer?”
And the man replies “No. She is in another store.”

一个有点耳背的男人走进一家内衣店,对店员说:"我想给我妻子买双长袜."

店员问:"透明的吗?"

男人说:"不,她在另一个店里."