Returning to West Point late one night, Colonel Schultz and his wife were challenged by the sentry at the gate.
“Halt and identify yourself!”
“Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!” declared the startled woman.
The sentry stepped aside. “Advance, Holy Family, to be recognized.”

    斯酷特上校和他妻子有一天晚上回到西点军校已经很迟了,在门口遇到了士兵的盘问.

    "站住,报上名来!"

    "我的主啊,玛丽和约瑟!" 爱惊的妇人回答.

    士兵走到一边."前进,神圣的一家,认出你们了."

注: 马利亚和约瑟是耶稣的父母, 上校夫妇叫玛丽和约瑟,所以妇人叫主耶稣的名号,加上他们自己的名字,刚好是神圣的一家了.士兵也很幽默.