Standing before the judge during an alimony hearing, the man said, “As God is my judge, I do not owe that madwoman money!”
The judge calmly replied, “He isn’t. I am. You do.”

男人站在法庭上,等待一起有关赡养费的审判,他说:"上帝是我的审判官,我不欠这个疯女人什么钱!"

法官平静地回答:"他不是.我是.你欠."