到哪里去找律师
(2009-10-16 21:53:09)
Thanks to: Emilio Candia Santiago R. M. Chile
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly
gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an
engineer ?you're in the wrong place." So the engineer reports to
the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets
dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts
designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air
conditioning, flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is
becoming a pretty popular guy. One day God calls Satan up on the
telephone and asks with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in
hell?" Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air
conditioning, flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling
what this engineer is going to come up with next." God replies,
"What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake ?he should never
have gotten down there; send him up here." Satan says, "No way! I
like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him." God
says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue." Satan laughs
uproariously and answers, "Yeah right. And just where are YOU going
to get a lawyer?"
一个工程师死后来到天堂大门前报到,圣彼德拿出他的档案,说,"啊,你是一个工程师? 你来错地方了."
于是工程师去到地狱门口,进去了.很快,工程师对地狱里的生活水平感到不满,于是他开始设计改进.
过了没多久,他们有了空调,抽水马桶和升降电梯,工程师成了一个很受欢迎的人.有一天上帝打电话给撒旦,嘲笑地问:"那,地狱生活怎么样啊?"
撒旦回答," 嗨,太好了.我们有空调,抽水马桶,自动电梯,接下来这个工程师还不知会给我们变出什么好东西来呢."上帝回答;"什么?
什么?? 你有一个工程师? 搞错了?他不可能下去啊;把他送上来这里." 撒旦说,"不行!我喜欢这里有个工程师,我要留下他."
上帝说,"马上把他送上来这里,不然我要控告你." 撒旦放肆大笑:"好啊,那你到哪里去找一个律师?"
看来人们对律师的评价不高啊!
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