比尔感到有些头昏和恶心，就去看医生。医生把比尔安置在检查台上，说：“那么，你看会是哪里的问题？”

听到这话，比尔马上站了起来，抓起他的帽子和外衣，冲出门外。

“你怎么了？”医生在后面追着问。

“你个神经病！”比尔谩骂着：“读了这些年的医学院，你还要我来做诊断！”

Feeling dizzy and nauseous, Bill went to the doctor. “So,” said the doctor as bill sat on the examining table, “what seems to be the problem?” At once Bill shot his feet, grabbed his hat and coat, and stormed toward the door. “What’s the matter?” claimed the doctor.
“The nerve of you!” Bill snapped. “All those years of medical school, and you want me to make the diagnosis!”

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一个男人去医院做脑部拍片，结果是：

在他的左脑没有一处是好的，而在他的右脑又什么也没有了。

注:这是一个关于词义的玩笑,

left: 左, 左边, 也指剩下
right: 右,右边,也指正确,好的.

Thanks to: Sherwin Aquino San Juan, Metro Manila Philippines

A man goes to the hospital for its brain scan.
According to the results:
In his left brain no one's right
And in his right brain nothing's left

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