有个年轻的女人去看医生，说她很痛。

“你伤了哪里？”医生问她。

“你一定要帮帮我，我全身都受伤了。”那女人说。

“你指的是什么呢？全身都受伤了？”医生问她：“请你说得具体一点。”

女人用手指碰碰她的右膝盖，叫道：“哦，我这里受伤了。” 然后她又碰碰左脸颊，又叫道：“噢，这里也受伤了。” 然后她又摸了摸她的右耳垂，“哇，即使这里也受伤了。”她叫道。

医生给她做了一个全身检查，告诉她他的诊断：“你的手指折了。”

A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain.
"Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor."You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman.
"What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor, "be a little more specific."
The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts." Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch! That hurts, too." Then she touched her right earlobe, "Ow, even THAT hurts", she cried. The doctor checked her thoughtfully for a moment and told her his diagnosis, "You have a broken finger."

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    有家人去医院看望一个亲戚，那亲戚要做一个脑部的移植手术。基中一个亲属问：“换一个脑要多少钱？” 医生回答：“女性换个脑25000美元，男性换脑50，000美元。” 男人们都在窃笑，其中一个女人问医生：“医生，为什么价格会不同呢？” “唔，”医生回答，“因为女性用脑太多，脑部就比较小。”

Thanks to: Anonymous USA.
A family went to a hospital, where one of their relatives would be having a brain transplant. One of the relatives asked, "What will the cost of a new brain be?" The doctor replied, "A female brain costs that, doctor?" "Well," the doctor replied,” the female brain is less because it has been used."