加载中…生了一只鸭子
(2010-01-06 09:48:48)
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产妇护士酒吧鸭子女孩 |
分类： JOKE笑话 |
有个人的妻子产期到了,在医院的产房里待产. 于是他想过一会打个电话问问是否顺利产出.
他打电话过去,护士说:"一个女孩,下面还有一个."
过了一会儿,他又打电话过去,护士回答:"还是一个女孩,但接着还有一个要出来."
再过了一会,他再次打电话过去,护士说:"是个男孩,但下面还有."
他无法忍受了,跑去酒吧,喝得酩酊大醉。
一个小时以后，他已经神经质了，拨电话给医院，手抖得厉害，结果拨到体育热线去了。他问：“我们到底有多少个？”那人回答：“198个全出来了...最后一个是只鸭子."
Thanks to:Jake Spruhan Melbourne Victoria Australia
A man
who's wife was pregnant couldn't bear to be in the delivery room at
the time of the birth.So he thought he'd ring up later to see if it
had come yet.
He rang up
and the nurse said "it's a girl but theres another one on the
way"
he rang again later and the nurse said "it's
another girl but there's another coming"
He couldn't stand it any more so he went to the pub and got drunk.
An hour later he was really nervous. He was dialling the hospital, hands shaking, and accidently dialled the sports line. he asked " how many did we get mate" the person said "198 all out.... and the last one was a duck"
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