美式付款 Paying the American Way

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A politician came from the country to a Western city for a day’s stay. He went to one of the popular hotels and registered, but was invited out to dine at the home of a friend. When his bill was presented to him, he found that charge was for a day’s board, including dinner. He protested vigorously. The genial clerk explained to him that the American plan was based strictly on time, and that the fact that he had chosen to dine elsewhere had no effect upon the charge. He paid the bill, very much dissatisfied. Then, finding that meals were still being served, he hurried into one of the dining-rooms, hastily seized the menu card, and ordered a very sumptuous repast, in an effort to “get even.” Finally he finished, and the waiter handed him a check for nineteen dollars.
“What’s this for?” he demanded.
“Your dinner, sir,” replied the waiter.
“Dinner!” he exclaimed, indignantly, “I have already paid for my dinner in my bill, I am staying here on the American plan.”
“Then, sir,” said the waiter, quietly, “you should have gone into the other dining-room. This is the European-plan café.”
“这是什么费用?”他问道。
“你这顿饭的钱,先生,”侍者回答。
“这顿饭!”他气愤地叫了起来。“我已付了一天的钱,晚餐费用已包括在内了。我是按美国收费方式付了钱的。”
“先生,”侍者心平气和地说,“那你应该到另一个餐厅就餐。这餐厅是按欧洲方式收费的。”