Thanks to: Laura Larson

A woman who died found herself standing outside the Pearly Gates, being greeted by St. Peter.
She asked him, "Oh, is this place what I really think it is? It's so beautiful.
Did I really make it to heaven?"
To which St. Peter replied, "Yes, my dear, these are the Gates to Heaven. But you must do one more thing before you can enter." The woman was very excited, and asked of St. Peter what she must do to pass through the gates. "Spell a word," St. Peter replied. "What word?" she asked.
"Any word," answered St. Peter. "It's your choice." The woman promptly replied, "Then the word I will spell is love.L-o-v-e."
St. Peter congratulated her on her good fortune to have made it to Heaven, and asked her if she would mind taking his place at the gates for a few minutes while he went to the bathroom.
"I'd be honored," she said, "but what should I do if someone comes while you are gone?"
St. Peter reassured her, and instructed the woman to simply have any newcomers to the Pearly Gates to spell a word as she had done.
So the woman is left sitting in St. Peter's chair and watching the beautiful angels soaring around her when a man approaches the gates. She realizes it is her loser husband.
"What happened?" she cried, "Why are you here?"
Her husband stared at her for a moment, then said, "I was so drunk when I left your funeral, I was in an accident. And now I am here? Did I really make it to Heaven?"
To which the woman replied, "Not yet. You must spell a word first."
"What word?" he asked.
The woman responded, "Czechoslovakia."

    一个妇人死后发现自己站在一个天国之门前, 有圣彼德来迎接她. “哦, 这就是我想往的地方吗? 真漂亮! 我真的来到天堂了吗?”

    圣彼德回答: “是的, 亲爱的, 这是天堂的入口. 但你进入之前必须做一件事情.” 妇人很兴奋, 问圣彼德她必须做些什么.

    “拼一个单词.” 圣彼德回答.

    “什么单词?” 她问.

    “随便一个单词,” 圣彼德回答,"这是你的选择.”

    妇人立即回答说: “那我就拼一个'爱'字吧, L-O-V-E.”

    圣彼德恭喜她可以进入天堂了.然后他问她是否可以代替他站一会儿门口,他要去洗手间.

   “我很荣幸,” 她说,”但如果你不在的时候有人来了我要怎么办呢?”

    圣彼德安慰她说没事的, 有新人来, 只要叫他拼一个单词就好了, 象她刚刚做的一样.

    于是妇人坐在圣彼德的椅子上, 看着美丽的天使围绕着她. 有一个男人走近大门, 她认出是她的丈夫.

   “发生什么事了?” 她问, “你怎么来这里?”

    丈夫盯了她一会, 然后说, “我离开你的葬礼后, 喝醉了, 发生了一起事故, 所以来了这里. 我真的到天堂了吗?”

    妇人回答: “还不行, 你必须先拼一个单词.”

    “什么单词?” 他问.

    妇人回答: “捷克斯洛伐克.”