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笑话译文(18)

(2009-12-09 09:51:29)
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幽默

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    Make up for Cat      (源自:英语幽默)

Mr. Ford's car ran over Mrs. Black's cat, so he went over to apologize.
"I would like to make up somehow for that cat, Mrs.Black."
"Ok. Come over tonight and catch mice!"

                 为猫作出补偿      (译文 :牛筋)

   福特先生的汽车从布莱克夫人的猫身上轧了过去,于是他走过去道歉。
“布莱克夫人,我愿以某种方式为那只猫作出补偿。”
 “那今天晚上来捉老鼠吧!”

 
 
                        Pain-killers   (源自:天天笑话网)

Bob: Would you please give me some pain-killers, Doctor?
Doctor: What's wrong with you, boy?
Bob: Nothing. But I am afraid my Mum will get a headache when I give the school report to her.

                   止疼药    (译文:牛筋)
鲍勃:医生,能给我开点止疼药吗?
医生:孩子,你哪里不舒服啦?
鲍勃:没什么。不过,我怕等我把成绩单给我妈妈时,她会头疼的。

 
 
                   Beat the Champion    (源自:英语小幽默)

Tom: I have beaten a champion at chess.
Mom: Wonderful!  You've done a good job!
Tom: But he is the tennis champion.

                    战胜冠军       (译文:牛筋)

汤姆:我下象棋战胜了那个冠军。
妈妈:不错!你真厉害。
汤姆:可是,他是网球冠军。

 


                  Two Birds      (源自:英语幽默园地)

    Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

    Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

    Teacher: Please tell us.

    Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

                           两只鸟

    老师:这儿有两只鸟,一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子,哪只是麻雀吗?
    学生:我指不出,但我知道答案。
    老师:请说说看。
    学生:燕子旁边的就是麻雀,麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

 

                   An energetic wife     (源自:英语沙龙)

Neighbor: I heard a big noise in front of your house last night. What happened to you?
Husband:  It was nothing. My wife was a bit cross, and threw my overcoat out of the window.
Neighbor: Your overcoat? But how could it make such a noise?
Husband:  I... I happened to be inside the coat.  

                       体格强壮的妻子   (译文:牛筋)

邻居:昨天夜里我听见你家屋前有很大的声音,你们出了什么事吗?
丈夫:没什么。我的妻子有点不高兴,把我的大衣给扔到窗外去了。
邻居:你的大衣?扔掉大衣怎么会有那么大的声音?
丈夫:我......我恰好也在大衣里面。

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