笑话译文(7)

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Sam: Uncle, thank you for the
horn that you gave me as the gift of birthday.
Uncle: You really like it?
Sam: Of course. Mother gives me 3 dollar, telling me not blow the
horn in the daytime; Father gives me 5 dollar, telling me not to
blow it at night, either.
一个好的生日礼物(译文:牛筋)
小萨姆:“舅舅,谢谢你送给我的那个喇叭生日礼物。”
舅舅:“你真的很喜欢它吗?”
小萨姆:“那当然了。妈妈给我3美元,叫我在白天不要吹那个喇叭,爸爸给我5美元,叫我夜里也不要吹那只喇叭。”
Father: You know, Tom, when Lincoln was your age, he was a very
good pupil. In fact, he was the best pupil in his class.
Tom: Yes, Father. I know that. But when he was your age, he was President of the United States .
父亲:“汤姆,你知道,当林肯象你这么大年龄的时候,他是个非常好的小学生。确切地说,他是班级里成绩最好的学生。”
汤姆:“是的,爸爸。我知道呀。可是当林肯和你一样大的时候,他已经是美国总统了呀。”
A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked woman with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn 't like it and moves on, but the husband keeps looking. The wife asks, "What are you waiting for? " The husband replies, "autumn. "
等待秋天
一对夫妻去美术馆。在那里他们看见了一幅裸女的照片,裸女只在隐私部位遮了几片叶子。妻子不喜欢,走开了。可是丈夫还在看,妻子问:“怎么还不走?你还在等什么呢?”
丈夫说:“在等秋天到来。”