Dead Seagull   (源自：外国幽默网)

 A father was at the beach with his children when the four-year-old son
ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore, where a seagull lay dead in the sand.

"Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked.

"He died and went to Heaven," the dad replied.

The boy thought for a moment and then asked, "Daddy, did God throw him back down?"

       死海鸥（译文：牛筋）

 一位父亲带着小儿子在海滩玩。忽然4岁的小儿子跑过来，抓住他的手，拉他到躺着一只死海鸥的沙滩边。

“爸爸，这只海鸥怎么啦？”小儿子问道。

“他去世了，到天堂去了。”父亲回答道。

小男孩想了一会儿又问道，“爸爸，那是上帝又把它从天堂扔到这里来了吗？”

    Give up your seat to a lady  (源自：外国幽默网）

Little Johnny says "Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady."

"Well, you've done the right thing," says Mommy

"But Mommy, I was sitting on daddy's lap(膝盖）."

       给女士让座  （译文：牛筋）

小约翰尼对妈妈说：“妈妈，今天早上我和爸爸在公交车上的时候，爸爸要我把座位让给一位女士。”

“哦，你做了应该做的好事。”妈妈回答说。

“可是，妈妈，我是坐在爸爸的膝盖上的呀。”

   Catching the Train    （源自：外国幽默网）
Traveler: Can I catch the three o’clock train to London ?
Ticket collector: That depends on how fast you can run, it left 15 minutes ago.

赶火车      （ 译文：牛筋）

旅游者：我能赶上三点钟去伦敦的火车吗？
检票员：这要看你跑得有多快了，火车是15分钟前开走的。