You should learn to be more polite  （源自：啊哈笑话网）
One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself.

Tom wasn't happy about that: "When are you going to learn to be polite?"

Bill: "If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick?"

Tom: "The smaller piece, of course."

Bill: "What are you whining about then? The smaller piece is what you want, right?"

    你该学得更礼貌点   （译文：牛筋）

 一天，    比尔和汤姆到一家饭店吃饭。

当服务员给他们端上两块牛排时，比尔很快夹去了那个大的牛排。

汤姆很不开心的说：“你什么时候才能学会礼貌呢？”

比尔问：“如果让你来先选，你会选哪个呢？”

汤姆说：“那当然是小的那块了。”

比尔答：“那你还发什么牢骚呢？你想要的不正是这块小的吗？”

     Clever news reporter   （源自：啊哈笑话网）
   A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected a large crowd gathered. A newspaper reporter, anxious to get his story but could not get near the car.

Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly, "Let me through! Let me through! I am the son of the victim."

The crowd made way for him.

Lying in front of the car was a donkey.

     聪明的报社记者     （译文：牛筋）
一小汽车在街上发生了一起交通事故。 很快聚集了很多人。一个新闻报社记者，急着想了解情况，但又没有办法靠近小汽车。

于是，他急中生智，大叫道：“让我过去！让我过去！我是受害者的儿子。”

聚集的群众很快为他让开了路。

躺在小汽车前面的受害者是一只驴。